Hal

Recovering marketer. 7th-grade spelling bee champion.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Cracker Barrel Revamps Logo, Menu, Decor In Attempt To Alienate Its Core Customers

[Hal @halthomas]

Writing an entire article, newsletter, or carrier pigeon note in one-sentence paragraphs is the readability equivalent of WRITING IN ALL CAPS.

[Hal @halthomas]

@benkunz @katgreenart The one about gardening was really good too.

[Hal @halthomas]

I’m guessing there’s convenient loophole in the Do Not Call/Text Registry for PACs. #georgiarunoff

[Hal @halthomas]

@katgreenart I had high hopes for Annie Leibowitz. I had a hard time finishing it.

[Hal @halthomas]

Thank you @jonfavs & @dave_filoni for an exceptional @themandalorian season finale! You have given me occasion to fall in love with @starwars all over again.

[Hal @halthomas]

@paigefinnn Paige, I'm sorry I'm missed @willduder tagging me in your question. Probably way too late but my answer is yes, but to be fair it was in 2009.

[🇺🇦 Ben Kunz @benkunz]

This is every ad agency RFP ever written.

[Hal @halthomas]

I'm adding "humaning" to the list.

[Jason Fox @jason_fox]

#Evergreen reminder to stop turning nouns into verbs. When my own spawn, unprovoked, mock “no matter how you family,” you have jumped an entire shiver of sharks.

[Lee Clow’s Beard @leeclowsbeard]

If you don’t know what the most intriguing thing about your brand is, don’t expect consumers to figure it out from a list of bullet points.

[Hal @halthomas]

@RichardJrPR Sorry to hear the job search has been frustrating. Quarantining certainly hasn’t helped. The most important thing you can do is not to give up. Keep searching & applying & stay in touch with people. And if I hear of anyone looking to hire, I’ll point them in your direction.

[Hal @halthomas]

Scratching my head on this one.

[Hal @halthomas]

@willduder In my estimation, someone with 15 years of experience is not at an “assistant” level in their career.

[Hal @halthomas]

. @ChickfilA has taken traffic direction to a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich level of mastery.

[Hal @halthomas]

@jason_fox Almost? You’re too kind.

[Hal @halthomas]

@katgreenart @mtlb The force is strong with this one.

[Hal @halthomas]

The World's Last Blockbuster Remains Open, Pandemic and Netflix Be Damned https://t.co/PM6KrlAg0Q via @vice

[Hal @halthomas]

https://t.co/DxYeqiVLYi via @TheHustle

[Hal @halthomas]

@benkunz Books, bacon, lots of walks, & home improvement projects.