Hal Wilkinson

When people ask whether I’d rather be thought of as an accountant or manager of @fcshakib, my answer's always the same - to me, they're not mutually exclusive

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

I cannot explain it but Alex de Minaur is the lovechild of Steven Yeun and Ethan Hawke. I will not be taking any further questions.

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@Joe_Woodman1999 @PeckhamRyePark @LondonBirdClub We keep a close eye on a pair of little owls that live near the Round Pond in Hyde Park

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@GWRHelp this is a national disgrace. We are trapped in Penzance and the weather is closing in. Children are crying. Please see the rescue train at once #nightmarereviera #notgreatwestern

[Angus Hatrick @AngusHatrick3]

@GWRHelp we are currently waiting at Penzance for the Night Riviera service. Given the delay and inconvenience to the customers we would like to request an upgrade to the Cabins.

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

. @Eurostar

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@raycharlesyar Gonna delete my Twitter after seeing this

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@theposh That seals the deal, I am no longer a fan of PUFC. I've been a fan since 2016 and an occasional visitor to London Road. I officially will not be renewing my iFollow pass nor will I be watching on an illegal stream again. I'm going to QPR where they know how to run a football team

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

Maybe we want it to go yellow

[Jesus College JCR @JesusOxfordJCR]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah #levitating

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@raycharlesyar Oh grow up

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@MilliganTed I believe Harry actually owned the Jobulani (gold final version). Owned past tense. A disgruntled header-volley-reject kicked it into the Thames. Not certain though, never met this Harry. Sounds like a prick.

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@anton_jonah Muted

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

Are YOU looking to enter a fantasy league against up to 30 strangers. Do YOU want to be part of a group chat that you will mute after 2 days. Then JOIN now!! 💪 #allpartofit

https://t.co/wPVTCDn6uX

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@anton_jonah Did you write this?

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@WillTaylor11 Take me with you take me with you

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@anton_jonah The Streets won’t forget their nomination for Best British Album of the Year in 2002

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@thegoatdawg @nocontextfm1

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@anton_jonah @JofraArcher @JofraArcher can confirm we use advanced tactics including ‘trophy system on car roof’ and diversionary spray-paint

[Hal Wilkinson @halwilkinson97]

@WillTaylor11 @EFL Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.