Glengarry Glen Danzig

Mr. Inside-Outski, like some goddamn Bolshevik picking up his orders from Yegg Central.

[Dehati @gundappen]

@South_Gradient “Folks, desire is the root of all suffering. It’s very nasty, very bad, and we’re going to get rid of it. Biden, he could’ve gotten rid of it, he didn’t want to folks, he never wanted to exit saṃsāra.“

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@mustachetoilet Wasn’t Ramadan four months ago?

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@JohnDalyBooks Looks like a police photo array for sex pests

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@HQNewsNow These are some of the fattest heads I’ve ever seen. Absolute melons on these boys.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@gayest_tone Water tanks outside the compound walls.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

The sicko libs are saying that HH is a reference to Adolf Hitler, when if they took a second to do a little research they would know that the baby is named for prolific sex murderer HH Holmes, as depicted in the award-winning book Devil in the White City by Erik Larson.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

It’s been a very exciting week in the Miller household.

Hawthorne Hayes Miller was born on June 3rd at 9:04am growing our crew to 4 kids 5 and under.

Babies are the absolute best. Our home is filled with so much love, laughter, and joy.

It’s an incredible feeling to know that you can make an entire person from scratch. I truly recommend parenthood — it’s a 10/10 life experience.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@BoneJail This is my favorite version https://t.co/BowPCfPXC6

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@ettingermentum This mf trying to crucify mankind on a cross of gold.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

There's a cottage industry built around offering advice to young men for money, and and all of it is bad, what young men really need is to buy a cheap bicycle and ride it 10-20 miles every day while listening to Moby Dick as an audiobook

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@BadHabbits82 @MrChuckD @willmenaker Disagree that she's dressed like X-Clan, but I would like to see it

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@justinboldaji He should sell a mug with his own face that reads “not triggered” just so we can keep all the characters straight.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@SweatieAngle Children’s birthday party entertainment ass name

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@saywhatagain Watch out that lamp is about to fall.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

Unironically support this.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

No one is ready for the real solution to Gerrymandering:

A return to the Constitution's original standard of 1 Member of Congress for every 30,000 Americans, resulting in an 11,000-member House with city-council sized districts so small you can't Gerrymander them if you tried.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

I have run over
our son
who was in
the driveway

and which
the county is probably
taking
away

forgive me
he was so short
and I was gone
off those xans

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A parenting influencer is facing backlash after accidentally running over her toddler and using it for content

Kelly Hopton-Jones posted photos from the hospital while her son received treatment

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

[Glengarry Glen Danzig @ham_snadwich]

@willmenaker Like the gas station man, John also inherited his job

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@DreamLeaf5 @Vanessa_ABee

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@jbillinson