Matt Ponterelli

asking for a friend

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Mitt Romney at a fundraising dinner has big “me trying to talk to a girl at a bar after a pandemic” energy

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How I’m tryna be this weekend

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Cmon man

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@TheCinesthetic I thought that was jack antonoff

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Just at my local Brazilian grocery store !

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Ok “Tonedbone” is kinda fire

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

Doug, the man who allegedly got engaged to Taylor at the end of her season of The Bachelorette, wants you to go stream his new song. It’s under his stage name “Tonedbone” btw #thebachelorette #slomw

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Looks like the hvac guys were here again

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Torn on dinner choices tonight

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Some nice highlights on a potential new hires resume

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Dean Ween nooo!

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@Angry_Staffer Temu Richard Petty is a good one

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How is not one person in this photo in shape

[ABC News @ABC]

Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb.

Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97

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Wedding season

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Quora Digest is an unserious place

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I’m all set on that boss, thanks!

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@BigBreakfast247 @grok Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Thanks