Patrick Hambly

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Did you not see The Devil Wears Prada 2??? Times have CHANGED

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

we have a housing crisis, which is why we must oppose the people who *checks notes* build housing?

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

How do y’all even go to church knowing the Pope is weak on nuclear weapons?

[ً @drivenbyfilms]

The 25 years old film looks better than this btw

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

i’m officially at the age where i understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

[Christina Warren @film_girl]

this is terrible. hbo will is going to die in exchange for paramount plus bullshit slop. truly an awful day for hollywood and for anyone who loves movies and quality tv https://t.co/4kF7VtYuNI

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

It used to be that you couldn’t look at twitter during the Olympics because of spoilers. But the algorithm has gotten so bad for breaking news that it’s not a problem anymore.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Matt you’re a fucking dumbass

[gem 📨🕸️🏒 @clockwrkpendrgn]

mum, can my friend sleep over?

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Incredible work, everyone.

[Steve @the_proch]

Maybe not every single item in our lives needs to be connected to the internet. Did we ever consider that?

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Big congrats to Cracker Barrel for returning to the superior logo & ensuring that the business maintains the previous trajectory: a long, gradual decline as customers die off.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Can’t wait until they unify all the apps into a new app called cable.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Gawker should return just to publish an obit

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

I can’t believe they got to Kash too.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Money can't control me or change my mood ever"
Me when I get money:

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

The only thing that could make this app better today is if it was renamed Twitter.

[Louis KC @LouisCKfanpage]

We could never have a woman president. They are too emotional.