Kuzvo

always fucking burnt out

[ᵖˡˢJegs @diegonotica]

He definitely didn't sign up for this 😭😭😂😂😂 Beh ang hirap kumita ng pera 😁 #babydolls

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Ancient roman kids be like :
"VI VII" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[alien @alienincrisis]

the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes

[🇵🇸 @med7ic]

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[Mari ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @marimericaa]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit😭😭😭

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

I just watched a pirated movie.
On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.14159265359

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

me suspecting every character in a murder mystery book and then saying "I knew it" once the murderer is revealed.

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

Mike Shinoda [watching how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night]: “You know, this really reminds me of what an asshole you are.”

[🐮⚗️chickenrex @_chickenrex8]

One of these days they got to make the wordle penis just to see what happens

[lum @lumifadee]

when the song is a major banger but the artist is a minor banger

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

i hate that 67 is such a common sequence of numbers to encounter. like imagine if "the" was a meme. you say a normal sentence and everyone's like LMAO YOU SAID THE!!

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

Parasocial hate should be studied more. You literally do not have to interact with things you don’t like. It’s really very simple.

[ac ‌‌🪼 @giansversion]

wow kayo nga di nyo masagot lahat ng tinatanong eh