Hami Harrukan

Service to humanity.

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The worst line you can have on your CV as a manager is: I could not work with Cristiano Ronaldo.

Look at the list and tell me I'm lying:

Rafa Benitez - Came to Real Madrid, said Ronaldo is not his main man, wanted to build around Bale. Wanted Ronaldo to play different. What happened? Sacked in 7 months. Never coached a top elite club again. Newcastle, Everton, Celta. Finished.

Maurizio Sarri - Juventus. Said he had a problem because Ronaldo's presence affected Dybala. Tried to bench him, sub him. Won the league and STILL got sacked. Never seen again at the top.

Ralf Rangnick - Interim fraud. Came to Man United talking about pressing professor. Benched Ronaldo, humiliated him. Lost the dressing room. United finished 6th. Now managing Austria. No top club will touch him.

Rudi Garcia - Al Nassr. Benched Ronaldo, said he does not fit his system. Sacked 3 months later. Now where? Napoli disaster, sacked again.

Fernando Santos - Portugal. Benched Ronaldo at the World Cup for Goncalo Ramos because of tactics. Lost to Morocco. Sacked. Now managing Azerbaijan. From European Champions to Azerbaijan.

Erik ten Hag - The biggest example. Had Ronaldo who scored 24 goals the season before. Said he does not fit his attacking dynamic football, wanted Wout Weghorst who scored 2 goals. Fought him, disrespected him, terminated his contract. Result? 8th position, 58 goals conceded, sacked, now hiding in Germany.

Every manager who thought he was bigger than Ronaldo, every manager who said Ronaldo doesn't suit ME - their career died immediately after.

Coincidence? No. It's a curse.

Ronaldo is not a player you manage. He is a system you embrace. Ancelotti embraced him, won 3 UCLs. Zidane embraced him, won 3 UCLs in a row. Ferguson embraced him, won everything.

The ones who couldn't work with him exposed themselves. They are not elite managers. They are system managers with no system.

If you can't work with the most hardworking, most professional, most clutch player in history who just wants to win, the problem is not Ronaldo.

The problem is YOU.

[david @eponchuks]

I hate niggas like that man
You win 1m and na only 15k you fit give your guy.

Wey he for press you 950k make he use the remaining 50k fund your sporty.
Since na you dey feed am since all these days
Oloriburuku

[General Chimes @delachimes]

One of my homegirls cut me off when she got into a relationship.

And as much as I got pissed, I gained some respect for her because I actually do genuinely want to sleep with her.

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

Na so
Until its Rema then you drop your pepper spray and carry your 4,500 body spray along
If your friend said she wants to follow you for security reasons you’ll call her enemy of progress

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

A certain Portuguese lives in Saudi Arabia with his sex mate for over 2 years without marriage and he hasn't been beheaded or even harassed, instead they worship him.

The law is for peasants. The rich and famous get to do whatever they want.

[POK @real_POK]

An average US home uses 900 kWh/month

900kWh goes for $150 ($0.17/kWh).

In Nigeria, 900 kWh on Band A is ₦202k ($0.15/kWh).

We are paying roughly the same

We are paying US tariffs with a ₦70k minimum wage, and still dealing with blackouts.

Come home and taste it.

[𝗠𝗥$. 𝗕𝗔𝗚$ 🇵🇸 @phineasandfeb]

the sperm was meant for you? i’m the first in my bloodline to read this arrangement of words

[Lynette Ntuli @MsNtuli]

Never disturb a toddler in this moment! Don’t help. Don’t suggest. Observe. A capable problem solver is in training and development.

[SAYI @sayiiiiiiii]

“Next time you are coming to my office make sure you comb your hair” If Monaco score one yesterday I for de your office?

[Amb Victor @anumba_chigozie]

You begin late. I started fearing and hating Islam since Christmas 2011 when they murdered my family at St Theresa's Catholic Church Madalla. Islamic Religion is evil

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Ouch.

[Esen @SemiNigerian]

Who else has seen this girl’s content?

She’s the newly minted wherey terrorizing IG🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Esen @SemiNigerian]

Turns out these girls have been a menace for a long time, we are the ones just catching up🤣🤣🤣

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Person fuck up, you no see any other punishment to give am na to behead am.
Like you behead person wey dey follow you serve the same god.

Wetin go kan happen if you catch me?

[(FAN) EDIONG⁷ @ediong_RMCF]

5 solo goals by Ronaldo, all starting from the halfway line. btw

[77 @Ak24xyz]

People who listen to Jay Z think they have a PhD in rap taste

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

“I had no idea he was into fraud”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"She is Nigerian, just stop."

At least, nobody can say we don't export anything. We have successfully exported Nigerian feminist foolishness.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

They didn’t even tell Bangladesh they were gonna execute, Bangladeshi officials probably learnt about the court verdict at the same time I did.

One of the worst things that can happen to you is to come from a country with zero levels.