Marty

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[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

@GabbWireless it kind of stinks that if a phone has a weak connection it cannot be tracked. That seems like a huge security concern and something that you should be more upfront about. :(

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Now Losing My Religion is playing. Chef’s kiss @GreatClips

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Now they’re talking about the #ZombieApocalypse. They’re pretty much best friends now

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Not sure how it came up but my 8 yo just told the barber to run if 8 gets mad because of how aggressive he gets

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

Remember when Amazon used to deliver subscribe and save in one box? Cause apparently they don't do it anymore. Or care about the safety of people who might need to use the front door, for that matter.

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

Maybe it’s time to take a break from fast food. He specifically asked for a McDonald’s happy meal with McNuggets and a soda. 🤣

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

“If you only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.”

Montesquieu said this 300 years ago. We’re still working on this one.

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

I want to take a break and be ordinary for a while.

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And the Castellinis wonder why what Phil said was so infuriating. @Reds

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

Nick Castellanos wanted to stay in Cincinnati.

"I didn't even get a phone call." #Reds #STTB

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

Tonight’s game makes me wonder who is trying to use representations of the 2022 @Reds, authorized or not. 🥴

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

@rc_cornelius @Reds People come to me for the serious issues.

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Would it kill the @Reds to get rid of the weird flourishes on their font? A little slab serif never hurt anyone.

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Sadly, not surprising.

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@ATBBTTR *than a regular sized screen

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@ATBBTTR Definitely looks better on a phone.

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I mean seriously though, the discrepancy between the numbers on the back of the shirt and the "Cincinnati" on the front just shows how bad the bespoke Cincinnati font is.

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

So proud of my wife @JennyPedsNP for receiving the Young Alumni Award from the @uofunursing Young Alumni Award!

[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

via @NYTimes for ⁦@JennyPedsNP⁩ since I know how much you love #cephalopods https://t.co/Nd2Iu65XID

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[Marty @hamiltonmarty]

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