Hamlet Cooper

Singer/songwriter behind Too Gay To Function. Co-host of the Animorphs podcast The @MorphReport : a historical dive into the Animorphs' Journals

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Have you listened to this RAD trailer for The @MorphReport?? It's an Animorphs podcast! https://t.co/u2enDmWhjo
Ep. 1 "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" out Wed! Subscribe now to hear as soon as it drops #Animorphs #Podcast #MorphReport https://t.co/xm4tasgMkp

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

@vapebeat do you know if firefly 2+ orders are still being fulfulled through https://t.co/7bk0d1Qc0I ? i ordered one earlier this week, and 3 business days (so not counting yesterday) have passed since the shipping label was printed, with no other shipping updates since. did i get scammed?

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

quarterly reminder that you can find me at https://t.co/YHWu0vJth6 and pretty much never here

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Holy shit, my mom just opened this cookie from a couple weeks ago to show me the FTX ad inside, and uh, this is what the fortune was:

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Great Wolf Sif

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

This is giving @Imaginary_Shop energy

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

3. The direct-to-consumer market for financial and medical products are *teeming* with predatory actors. Any co. that approaches you with an ad like this is not just possibly predatory, it is likely. And (see reason: 1) there is no way for you or listeners to tell the difference

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Maxfun please. This is so easy, you have done it for years. There are two (2) categories of things that should not be advertised direct to consumers and those are Financial products and Medical products. How have you chosen to run ads for both of these in just a few months

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

3 simple reasons: 1. You, a lay person,and your layperson ad team, cannot properly vet a medical or financial product 2. The potential harm done to consumers by a bad or predatory medical or financial product is significant

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Im so happy Commune College podcast is back from hiatus! This week's episode @realmaxkeeble is teaching us about the history of a specific apartment building in the Bronx #CommuneCollege Episode 54: 1520 Sedgewick Ave w/ Keeble https://t.co/kp5LU9TN05

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Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

#MBMBaMLive I want a hot dog SO BAD rn

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

@workingdog_ Breb! 🥖

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Pup o lantern!
Doggo lantern?
@workingdog_

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Come to my island and join my ska band #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

A quarantine mood #Deena #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

Ok, I closed the program without quitting. We'll see what if anything I lost

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

I left it running overnight hoping that Isabelle's announcements would cancel the fishing. It did not #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

So, uh, I think this fish broke my island #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hamlet Cooper @hamletcooper]

So I started playing #DarkSouls the other day #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #JollyCooperation