Hammad

where there is a will, there are usually terms and conditions as well as exclusionary clauses and caveats during promotional period for online purchases only

[tisha @thishrocks]

will always be reminded of this produk sukses Pak Soeharto whenever this topic comes along 😭

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[Crystal Lewis @cghlewis.bsky.social @Cghlewis]

Check out Cleaning Medical Data with R from the 2023 @r_medicine conference! Both the slides and recording available here.
#rstats
https://t.co/pJFJP1LYdn

[Jez Heywood @jezheywood]

Hey @SenatorWong you’re the FUCKING FOREIGN MINSTER it’s literally your job to judge things from afar, and especially so when you’re Australia’s Foreign Minister because EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING FAR AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Stop sending me this

[Palestine Festival of Literature @PalFest]

Brian Cox reads If I Must Die, by beloved Palestinian poet, teacher and martyr Refaat Alareer.

Refaat was killed on December 7th by an Israeli airstrike.

This was the last poem he published.

[Dylan Griffith @LivingDadJoke]

“Death to America LALALLALALA!”

This man is currently the most relatable person on the news.

#Israel #Palestine #Hamas #Gaza

[Imran S 🌐 @AsiaAnalyst47]

Can we all stop and appreciate how wild The Gambia’s borders are?

Like it’s effectively a river with sovereignty

[Esther Schindler @estherschindler]

A four-hour system interruption in September at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Kansas City, Missouri has been attributed to a cat jumping on a technician's keyboard.

You KNEW I had to report this.
https://t.co/ZGxJZaJ1JV

[P. Puck @PeaPuck]

A collection of cute designs from the distant past

1/10

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Love it or hate it, the modern farmhouse is the millennial answer to the baby boomer McMansion. And it’s here to stay. https://t.co/pSX7A8iUcd

[naquib @Qiiib]

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Procedure done by Dr Naquib under a septic technique.

Me: no, it’s aseptic technique

HO: sorry dr? A septic technique?

Me: yes aseptic technique

HO: aah a septic technique

Me: no, its aseptic

HO: a septic?

Me: *pulls BHT and write “aseptic”*

HO: ooooo

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

💀

[Erwin Renaldi @erwin_renaldi]

I was intrigued by how the "Islamic" version of Sleeping Beauty would end. Kissing a random person is haram (forbidden) let alone without consent!!

I flipped to the last page. The princess was woke up after the prince gave her zamzam (holy) water 😆 MaShaAllah ruqyah saved you.

[Peyman Milanfar @docmilanfar]

Years ago when my wife and I we were planning to buy our home, my dad stunned me with a quick mental calculation of loan payments. I asked him how - he said he'd learned the strange formula for compound interest from his father, who was a merchant in 19th century Iran.

🧵 1/4

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

🚨 NEW ICD10 CODE JUST DROPPED 🚨

https://t.co/gBfwLjfutr

[Local Confessions @ConfessionLocal]

Popia Snoop Dogg 😂

[mia @_demiaa]

Imagine getting kidnapped w a stuffy nose and they duck tape your mouth

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

I love Finland. I love their obsession with personal space too. Never have I seen such a hilarious visualisation of how much the Finns love their personal space! It's a real life data visualisation! Source: https://t.co/K7u1OmWZtC