ham

i’m just sad

[ham @hammaggot]

i am gorgeous and smell good and will have a doctorate and have big boobs and pretty eyes and have morals and i workout and wear cool shoes and have hobbies and friends and special interests and love the color orange and love movies and keep up on pop culture and don’t snore

[ham @hammaggot]

is it ok that my dentist office is now offering botox

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

MY WEED LOUD
MY TACOS MEXICAN
FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
SPURS EN 7

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Look at how they had to film his post game interview lol

[ham @hammaggot]

i was waiting for this tweet

[GL @gldivittorio]

Trump looking for Zohran in MSG tonight

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

people are saying Trump jinxed the Knicks tonight. Of course, he jinxed the Knicks, he loves SA!

[ham @hammaggot]

buy a 75 inch tv so you can see ben stiller on the sideline in hd

[ham @hammaggot]

my phd really starting to cut into my law and order binge watching schedule

[ham @hammaggot]

getting my boss sent to jail by reporting her car registration expired

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

"passenger princess"? nah bitch ur monitoring the computer data so i don't blow the engine up

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

It’s sort of forgotten now that Rhett Butler & Scarlett O’Hara were the models for Han Solo & Princess Leia.

[ham @hammaggot]

rip saline michigan

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Michigan begins building a $16 billion AI data center despite officials voting against it

[ham @hammaggot]

the way country singers sing about texas is some backrooms shit
those places no longer exist

[ham @hammaggot]

like bar rescue !!! or kitchen nightmares plz mamdani save us

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[cole @juul_survivor]

Do you think she feels stifled creatively

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

you can walk into any place carrying coffee and some loose forms and look like an authority. I just picked up my contacts and a guy asked if I’m the eye doctor. I'm wearing a backpack and jorts baby what do you think

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

REPORT: Justin Verlander is projected to make his return to the mound Tuesday night in Detroit, per @CBSSports.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres

[jãy @iemonade]

I can still smell 2020 hand sanitizer if I close my eyes

[Dave @DE_Gifford]

Who is going to open a Mongolian BBQ with me?

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are