Julia Hammer

More than meets the eye.

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Do you think @chrisrock writes his own jokes?

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Tuesday. Twos day. 2.22.22

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So, it turns out that I’ll pretty much eat anything (and lots of it) if there’s butter on it.

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I just cut my hand with a butter knife.

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A woman gave up her seat for me on the train.

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@LinkedIn there is no place to get customer support for being refunded for a premium membership, so I have resorted to reaching out to you on here. Please help.

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Every breath is a blessing.

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There’s something special about a New York City bodega.

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The power of a shower. #sweatstank #deadair #sendhelp

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I always wondered what does Sade listen to when she's getting sexy? #deepthoughtsbyjh #2018

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Why do I love when cats meow and no sound comes out? #thecatsmeow #emptyandmeaningless

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The good thing about eating your feelings is that moment in between hating yourself and hating yourself. #poorchoices #threeslices #self❤️

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Does Sade listen to her own music when she's getting busy? #narcissismflattery #importantquestions

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Is the word #savage going to go away in 2017? #🤞🏼#urbandic

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No seats in traffic court due to #manspreading #myversionofhell #halitosis #stoptouchingme

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Why can't I have a robot Rosie like the Jetsons did? #wheresthefuture

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kiwi makes my throat feel fuzzy.

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"Bless your heart" is the North Carolina equivalent of "you're so pretty" in New York. #whatislivermush

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They just said ✌️bad guys✌️ on FOX. #notnews #fearmongering

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Drywall in my eyeball.