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[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Don't die Horatio you must tell my story like a good friend/servant #BFF

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@TheOGHamlet1 Ahhh yes bit only 7 were honorable deaths #suicideisasin

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@TheOGHamlet1 Yes but it's too bad I got to them first #backstabbers

[The OG Hamlet @TheOGHamlet1]

@hammy_beck I guess rosencrantz and guildenstern had it coming, and Laertes killed us first so whatever... And our mom was a traitor to our father

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

My names in the title. I was bound to die, it's all a matter of how many people I can take with me #shakespearehacks #exposed

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@Horatiokk Except for yours #lastmanstanding

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

There's only enough room for two ppl in this coffin laertes #2craz4u

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Aye Claudius, imma need a small loan. There's pirates, it's a long story

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Why is the rum always gone #captainjack

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Hope you don't stink up the castle @pugnaciouspol

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Good talk mom good talk #loveyoutoomom

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Sorry @pugnaciouspol that was mentioned for my stuncle dad I hope you can forgive me #number1son

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

To die or not to die #tobeornottobe #lifechoices

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@PugnaciousPol I don't want no fishmonger dad!!!!

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

Not only do I write love letter I also rewrite play #english #playonplay

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

I'm not crazy I'm mad in love #inlove #taken

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@hamletsdayone I'm not crazy my mother had me tested #bigbangreference #1mom

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@ham_LITTTT @Call_me_Claude He better, but shhhhhh mom can't know #backstab #simba

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

@Call_me_Claude I think not "dad"

[craz_hammy @hammy_beck]

First "father son" talk with my "new dad" didn't go so well #stuncle #notmyrealdad