Ham Panther

Ham Panther. That is my profile picture. What? Like Green Egg and HAM *isn't* perfect?

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The correct answer is "there was a photo op." Duh.

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So, I don't have to play nice & can tell'em to fuck off every time without getting a lecture because that's what they want?

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Subtweet time!

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A proper lunch for a Ham Panther:

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Terrible HAM news. The delicious HAM in last week's featured Mac and cheese has replaced with bug meat. #damnyoulobsterfanciers

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⭐️🐠&☕️ Wherever Prince is, there is definitely a side order of ham waiting. https://t.co/1JKZxjauKJ

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@solamarle I had to like this. Then unlike it. Because no one can like running out of HAM.

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Ate that HAM and bowled a second strike. #BEHOLDTHEPOWEROFHAM

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Bowled a strike and HAM arrived.