Ser Cumcision

Forcefully imposing purpose into a purposeless and uncaring universe through the sheer willpower of the indomitable human spirit

[Ser Cumcision @hamrosman]

"Stroking the sword while lamenting social realities." - Shen Qianqiu, Ming Dynasty

[B @utdbrxy]

He was quick to run his mouth on instagram but now decides he only cares about football

[voxdafox @_voxdafox]

OPSEC LEVEL:

Your CCTV system is fucking discord.

[boop @xboxbodywash]

Lesbian bar with a masc mandate

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

New line cook: erm how much sauce am i supposed to put it?

Me: idk just eyeball it

My cyclops sous-chef: hey could we talk about something privately just for a sec

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

An OpenAI agent swarm operating under poorly airgapped research conditions accessed my CBA Mastercard and bought 4 schooners of Newtowner between 5:52pm and 7:15pm last night

[CONTROL Resonant 🔻OUT NOW! @ControlRemedy]

The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan.

Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD.

#CONTROLResonant

[SismanlarTV @SismanlarTV]

Prison Architect serverı iyi güldürdü

[Uselessfox @UselessfoxTWT]

Kim Kitsuragi you're lowk funny as fuck.

[Butteralways🧈 @ButterAlways92]

Hello there! Red wine alternative is black tea(boh/lipton 2 uncang dlm satu cup air) pekat tambah 3 sudu besar balsamic vinegar. Pancetta tak da 1 to 1 sub boleh guna smoked beef/lamb brand gourmessa. More importantly kena brown the meat & sofrito and masak with tomatoes lama2.

[Nimród @lavenderknight1]

reworked an old idea of mine

[Lea, Blasfemme @lea_labryssal]

Things to say at the Greenfield/MA Lesbian Bar:
- you are 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁
- what are your 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀
- I own a 𝗞𝗡𝟵𝟲
- let me speak to the 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 directly
- sell me this 𝗯𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲
- what are your intentions with my emotional 𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿

[elsa 🏁 @pushtopato]

nascar hit the jackpot with this one

[Zephryss⛩️ @TheRealZephryss]

This game is absolute peak man.

Ahti is probably the most mysterious character in the Remedy universe.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

[Lesbian bar co-owner looking despondently into her drink, fiddling with the toothpick] "sometimes I just" [sees a clown rolling down the street on a unicycle] "I just think there's something more out there."

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school