sam fox hartin

he/him I write and then don't sometimes.

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Have you ever been so sick you vomited a kickflip?

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And Ozymandias wept because there was one more world to conquer. And that world was called ‘Ozymandias Drinks Bird Jizz’ which really hurt Ozymandias’s feelings.

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Gatorhurt: envelop yourself in thirst.

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@kevpalermo This is a good answer to 26

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@spencersapienza @kevpalermo The spice must like, it just hasta GO

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@spencersapienza @kevpalermo Holy shit you did it why is this not dune related

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You telling me a Gom made this Jabbar?

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@AnnaNanNanner @2furiosa The bit remains

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Flavorblast My Ride!!

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I came here quickly to split infinitives and to massively overestimate the reach of this tweet and I’m all out of massive overestimations.

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Victoria’s Secret is that there are boobs.

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Kareem Abdul-Gom Jabbar

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In the pantheon of buckwild lyrics, "Santa Claus knows we're all God's children" is right up there with a pile of Scrabble tiles and every Mars Volta track

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Do I dare?

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If The Mask was made today he would probably still say cool shit like, "vaaaping"

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Finally, a crossword for me (I am a dumb man)

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When procrastinating a longer project, did I write and complete a regular Frasier spec? Sort of! Frasier believes he's advised Robert Mugabe, Niles has a weird problem, Martin and Daphne go to the DMV.

https://t.co/CxqR3Kq7fU

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Every British dessert is worse than the last- "we hit a brick with a fish and then we eat the brick. everyone loves it."

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Yeah I guess you could say I'm a ligma male

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Everyone is always excited to see the Space Jam but no one ever asks the Space Jam how it is doing.