hamish adams

retired from everything due to a slightly too tight left shoe

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@Lord_Sugar @MichaelSpiers The phone you took the picture with has a built in clock, bet you feel a right fudd now at wasting that cash

[hamish adams @hamstir]

And throwing in Joy Divisions finest ever song #PeakyBlinders

[hamish adams @hamstir]

Thought Arthur was gonna die then, squeaky bum time #PeakyBlinders

[hamish adams @hamstir]

The could've got Sean Connery in he does a OK one for a ancient spaniard

[hamish adams @hamstir]

Decided that since peaky blinders can do no wrong I'm going to modify my voice to fit their idea of a scotch accent #peakyblinders #worstscotaccentever

[hamish adams @hamstir]

Please let Ruth Davidson just come out and say "aye Boris yer a pure Rudd, I'm out" please #ruthdavisson

[hamish adams @hamstir]

Strike... Revoult... Hit the economy.. Do something... Vote leave (Scots only)... Mainly fuck the tories

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@EFS__ Caught in the trap after all

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@SELFESTEEM___ You are tho, lemon trees right beside my crib

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@friedeggbeats @jetfury @Studio360show That whole double pack of 12s is fucking bombing, it's a changed my music type track, mo wax was a big jazz label before that and a rusty James remix of lovesick

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@jetfury @Studio360show Just music?

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@jetfury @Studio360show White girl blues?

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@jetfury @Studio360show Soul music?

[hamish adams @hamstir]

Step 1 shave head and beard
Step 2 bath
Step 3 "pack lunch and pencilcase
Step 4 I'm ready to return to full time education for first time since 19 eek

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@TalkTalk any chance of speaking to one customer service person that doesn't sound like they're at a trainstation in a tunnel during rush hour, that call hurt lasted 15 minutes and has fixed f. a.

[hamish adams @hamstir]

There's a wasp in my living room, good removal companies needed fast

[hamish adams @hamstir]

If I ever get a call centre caller that pronounces my name right I'll marry that person

[hamish adams @hamstir]

@AidanJohnMoffat @thetwilightsad Silence is Goaden