Katie

you’re not supposed to stop inside a roundabout

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

never reposted anything so fast

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

“green bay is about to have one of the best backfields in the NFL”

green bay:

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

This is by far the best commercial I’ve ever seen. Must watch.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit. Every single word of this from @ColinCowherd on Taylor Swift is 🔥

[Katie @hamzandcheeze]

Mahomes could take a shit on the field and Chris Collinsworth would talk for five minutes about how it’s the best he’s ever seen. #KCvsGB

[Katie @hamzandcheeze]

@ReasonablySober It also tells the world their name and age and where they go to school and whose classroom they are in and things that could get their attention.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

To watch the NFL this season you need to have Amazon, Peacock, CBS, ABC, YouTube TV, NFL Network, the Music Choice New Age channel, an old VHS tape of a TRL episode from February 4th, 2001, an antenna,

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground right now and I don't know how they do it

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

we watched 3000 people die on live TV in 6th grade

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

To the GOP:

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

MOOD:

"Don't say Hi to me in the hall, don't ask me how my weekend was, don't walk by my desk and ask me anything. Don't send me Christmas cards - take me off the list. No one in the world holds a grudge like me, and no one in the world cares less about being petty than me. I don't care. I don't like you"

https://t.co/43S94x08zP

[Katie @hamzandcheeze]

@beckyking12 @ReasonablySober Proof or it didn’t happen

[Katie @hamzandcheeze]

@ReasonablySober @beckyking12 I’m not joking when I tell you I haven’t watched a full basketball game since like aaron played in 6th grade.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I feel like people in public spaces are getting way too comfortable using FaceTime without AirPods or talking on speaker-phone. And I don’t know why.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

hey everyone, the AR in AR-15 actually stands for who gives a fuck what it stands for, no civilian needs to have one

[Paige Mendonca @ThatSportsPaige]

Kliff Kingsbury really said Phuket.

[Katie @hamzandcheeze]

@beckyking12 Me neither, because they look gross haha

[Tyler Brooke @TylerDBrooke]

Amari Rodgers career catches: 8
Amari Rodgers career fumbles: 7

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

can’t believe people are still trying to message me about other topics as if the trajectory of my entire life didn’t change this morning with taylor’s tour announcement