Hannah

Bacon and Milwaukee Brewers fanatic

[Hannah @han__shaw]

how much you wanna bet he can’t even point out Greenland on a map

[🅱️rother Theresa @BroTheresa_]

Black smoke = we don’t have a pope

White smoke = we do have a pope

Grey smoke = we might have a pope

Red smoke = stop for the pope

Green smoke = go pope go

Yellow smoke = watch out for the pope

Purple smoke = grape flavored pope

Orange pope = glad I didn’t say banana pope

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Arguably this is more accurate today than it was in 2007

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

how your email finds me

[Hannah @han__shaw]

My toxic trait is thinking that eating a lot of cheese will cure my tummy ache

[mister big ruds 👨🏻‍🏫 @RC_Cola_Fan]

The way I put chappel roan on and I walk twice as fast

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

THE shot.

@caitlinclark22 x #Hawkeyes

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Caitlin Clark, the Iowa star, broke the NCAA women’s basketball scoring record, passing Washington’s Kelsey Plum. https://t.co/eCkWlHwVSU

[Bucks After Dark @BucksAfterDark]

Brewers Owner Giannis Antetokounmpo
thoughts on Craig Counsell going to the Cubs

“At the end of the day it’s a bitch move and Craig is Bitch made, ran from the grind, could not relate” Per “TMJ4”

[Hannah @han__shaw]

Raw dogging the bus (no headphones, no book, just vibes)

[Rep. Haley Stevens @RepHaleyStevens]

Let’s be clear: MIFEPRISTONE IS SAFE, EFFECTIVE & STILL ACCESSIBLE. Politically motivated attacks can’t change 20 years of scientific data. For those seeking abortion care, it’s still an option & we are using all tools at our disposal to keep it that way. https://t.co/M0JBIJFfD7

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

BACK TO BACK ‼️

@IowaWBB are the #B1GWBBT Champions❗🏆

[Hannah @han__shaw]

Obsessed with the weekly emails I get from the people I buy my eggs from at the farmers market

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

thanks pfizer

[Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @SethFromThe716]

Since Andrew Tate won't be able to drive when he's in prison, Greta Thunberg has effectively removed the emissions of 33 sports cars, including a Bugatti and two Ferraris in just one night of minimal effort.

[Hannah @han__shaw]

@cuttlefishqueen me with my 5pm edible. It always goes well

[Unfunny @unfunnymeat]

Peter griffin: