Hannah Cooper

Honesty, Friendship, LGBTQ+, Kindness, Sweeties, Animals, Music, Sleeping, Tattoos, Singing, Power Cuddles, Laughing, Cocktails, Tickles! 🏳️‍🌈🦥🍹🎶

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

WINNERS!! 🏆

Friends Quiz 25/06/2022 💕

🗽🥂

#letsgetdowntoquizness #london @FriendsTV

We were so thrilled❣️

@LisaKudrow @CourteneyCox #JenniferAniston @DavidSchwimmer @Matt_LeBlanc @MatthewPerry 💗

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

Yesterday morning I had my fan on in my bedroom. This morning I’ve popped on my leccy blanket when I got into bed!

#britishweather

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

@fiercepatricks @druidDUDE @bencollict - ha ha ha.

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

“But hurt people, hurt people”

WOW!! Gaslighting arsehole!

David deserves so much better!!

Byyyyyyyyye Felicia! ✌🏻

#MAFS #MAFSAustralia

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

Oh my GOD Alissa, shut the fuck up and let David speak!!!

#MAFSAustalia

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why are threesomes only for sex?
Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Still dead!

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

In 42 years of life I always thought it was called ‘hankerchief’.

HANDKERCHIEF! 🤯

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

I’ve decided to return today!

Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Today at a shopping mall , I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. She said, "No.” He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad. To his dad, he proudly said: "I didn't hug her because she said no... but I told her I liked her sweater!" His dad replied, “Cool, buddy!" ...and they went on shopping.
If a 5-year-old boy can understand consent and respect a "No," then so can every adult

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Someone just walked past me and said “nice and warm!” and I said “yes nice isn’t it?”

Textbook interaction. Proud of that.

[cow @cowincrisis]

just jumped over the moon

[NHS @NHSuk]

Meningitis symptoms can develop quickly, so it’s important to act immediately if you spot them.

More info ➡️ https://t.co/FlXxJRTbqp

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

Happy #StPatricksDay 🍀

[Hannah Cooper @han_cooper]

@JaneFallon Sending you all the love Jane 🫶🏻

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just tried to ask Dad if he knew what was happening on earth and could help
but he was busy watching Friends

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Rapture booked in for next week
Does Monday 10:30am suit everyone?

[grace. @marilynhacks]

by far the most devastating in memoriam.