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Putting the 'fun' in dysfunction.
I know I have a big forehead but thanks for thinking of me.
Wiradjuri descendant on Yuggera Nation.
she/her
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[✨️ Sad Girl ✨️ @hanaphylaxis]

Please look at this magnificent beast

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Hey twitter. I haven't been on for a while but I need to share with you that my cat Penny passed away yesterday afternoon. I've never been so heartbroken and it physically hurts to exist without her, but she's no longer in any pain. Rest in peace Penny 2011-2026. 😭💖✨️

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Signed up to HBO Max to watch Heated Rivalry but the first suggestion on the watch list is Free Willy. Close enough.

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The bank gave me a loan for a new kitchen after 4 years of cupboard doors falling off in my 1960s unit right as the world is falling apart so I'm staring at mission brown and pink tiles praying the world doesn't end before this mood board comes to life

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@shrydar Hi! Yeah tbh I've mostly only been using socials to sell things on marketplace and the odd insta post or story when I need to take my mind off things. I'm addicted to playing a goods sorting game on my phone instead 😂 Hope you're doing well! 💖

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Logged in for the first time in a while so here's a painting of my cat that I started today in these very trying times.

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@jocelynseip Returning to this website for 1 minute just to fav this tweet.

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[✨️ Sad Girl ✨️ @hanaphylaxis]

Heads up if you live outside of Brisbane, check your 7eleven fuel prices now and lock in because inner city has already hit ridiculous prices

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you 🖕🌈

May your Mardi Gras be radical & civilly disobedient 💪💖

[✨️ Sad Girl ✨️ @hanaphylaxis]

Don't forget to wish every Facebook boomer who aggressively loves the Australian flag a very merry Mardi Gras tonight!

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Name a more Brisbane experience than going to your small local theatre to see a Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie movie with the crowd hooting and hollering when they appear, and then when it ends you leave the theatre to find out there was a multiple stabbing just down the road.

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@hornbag__ FINS UP BRONCOS

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I'm so tired and we're only 18 days into the year.

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Logging in to this hell site just to tweet that even the self proclaimed 'good guys' should try a bit harder to do better. Just sit down and do a really big think about life and how you could dismantle the patriarchy a bit more? Just try harder my guys. All of you.

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Someone save the ducks!

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Cat.

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Also I am STRUGGLING with the daylight here, the sun being up after 7pm is a concept I am not familiar with at all. It should be dark when it's dinner time, okay!

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Just a gal living her best life in Naarm

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Melbourne pals, I'll be down this coming week from Monday to Friday. I don't have much free time but have 4 nights of dinners that are free if you want to join!

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Happy New Year to all my twitter besties. I'm sorry I wasn't around much last year, it wasn't a good time, I'm terrible at replying atm but I hope to be back soon!