moxxie

resist the machine

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

I will never understand ppl who raise a grievance at the exact moment you raise a grievance. I don’t believe in counter complaints, they should be separate issues entirely. I’m willing to discuss what I have done, but we’re going to finish the conversation I raised first.

[` @schiz04renic]

you attract avoidants because you don’t write people off the second they get hard to read. you search for the reason behind their behavior instead of assuming they don’t care

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

I seen a quote today that said “The male loneliness epidemic is just men refusing to evolve, and women refusing to date unevolved men.”

[hot donna @giana_christina]

Texted the hurt my feelings guy and got my feelings hurt.

[moxxie @hanbentt]

⭐️

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

texting the sex man for some sex

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

My cat Louis needs daily medication.

He will not take a pill. Not hidden in food. Not crushed. Not wrapped in anything. We tried everything.

Then we discovered the system.

Step one. Take the packet out of the cupboard very slowly.

Step two. Hold it up. Make surprised faces.

Us: Oh. OH. What's this. What IS this. Is this a TREAT? A TREAT FOR LOUIS?

Louis: (ears up)

Louis: (suspicious but interested)

Step three. Offer him the pill.

Step four. Before he can sniff it — pull it back. Wag a finger. Return it to the packet like it's something precious we almost gave away by accident.

Louis: (more interested now)

Louis: (what was that)

We repeat this four or five times. Each time getting him more confused. More convinced this is something he desperately needs to know about.

By the end he's so wound up by the mystery that when we offer the pill again he eats it as fast as possible.

Just to find out what it is before we can take it away.

Then.

The realisation.

Louis: (sits perfectly still)

Louis: (expression changes completely)

Louis: (the look of a creature who has been betrayed at the deepest level)

Louis: (stares at us)

Us: (staring back)

Louis: (walks away slowly)

Louis: (with whatever dignity he has left)

Me: (same thing tomorrow)

Me: (works every time)

Me: (he never learns)

Me: (we never get tired of it)

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[Sally @diamondsdayy]

My mother had her entire world view shifted when I was like ~12 ish she said you shouldn't go braless around your grandpa and I said "oh he's a pedophile?" and I watched her mind shatter in front of me and no similar topic ever came up again

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[Gloria Ironbox @OnlyYouAli]

To the black woman who said the reason karma isn’t getting those evil rich white men is because they’ve convinced everyone to pray to their god…..I hope you’re having the best day.

[Fascinating History @Fascinate_Hist]

A 2,000-year-old statue of the Greek goddess Aphrodite unearthed from the mud during excavations in modern-day Turkey.

[riley @princess_antifa]

only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires

[Sofia Ilektra @sofiailektra]

most people’s advice are fear based so you might as well develop intimacy with your own heart

[A👑 @A_toughcookie]

Men be mad when you don’t want to fuck them 😂 like mind you this my pussy i got for my birthday i don’t have to give you none 😂

[m. @theonlymiyam]

If I ever just stopped fucking with you cold turkey it's because I know more than you think I know. It's no beef either, I just like to go my seperate ways in peace.

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

People who scream at every bee and worm give me the ick very badly

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

When people tell me they can’t look in the mirror on shrooms that just tells me I won’t ever trip with them. You got shit you need to deal with.
😂😂😂😂

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

Grown adults don’t seem to understand that treating someone poorly will result in them not wanting to talk to you anymore