Jake King

i don’t even know

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

sike

[Funyuns @TheRealFunyuns]

Nobody:

2005 Away Messages:
~ ~ sk00l wuz G00D. EAT!NG fUNYUNS. TTYL bye. ~ ~

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

@HandFullOfJake Prepare for adventure by creating your character before servers go live! https://t.co/O7PAHxVo8Y

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[KB @kbnoswag]

The owner of the Horny Facts™ account gradually maturing and realizing there’s more to life than being aggressively horny is one of the most inspirational character developments in twitter history

[sam @samshotss]

u can say ur vegan all u want but i know ur still munchin on 8 spiders a year

[Jake King @HandFullOfJake]

#NewProfilePic

[Applebee's Grill + Bar @Applebees]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Just trying to remember why I’m not drinking a $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade right now.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

What’s your most memorable high school experience?

Mine is when this girl faked a pregnancy to trap her boyfriend, faked a miscarriage, faked having a baby, told everyone she was actually infertile, then got pregnant with someone else’s baby & ate the placenta on Facebook live

[Danya @dxxnya]

got pulled over for distracted driving. I was eating ice cream cake on a paper plate. what was I supposed to do? let it melt? you sick fuck?

[Kid 111D @3dog101]

Me - Yes hit me Daddy

Boxing opponent - Dude stop please

[Temu Drive jacket scorpion w/ dick and balls @rasta_dad]

you: spending thousands of dollars to die on mt everest

me: taking acid at home and googling "cool mountain pictures 4k wallpaper"

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i hope this is what my wedding cake looks like

[hyenablood.yeen.world @HYENABLOOD]

Straight people don't have a pride month because they don't have to see a whole ass state refuse to air an episode of a fucking cartoon where a rat man gets married to another dude and wonder if their right to get married will be revoked some day soon.