HandGrenadeKev

If you’re not ANTIFA—you’re PROFA. #QOP #Resist #Trumpvirus #MitchBetterHaveMyMoney #WealthTax #JustSaying “A-Game Trolls Only Please”

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@AlterNet That’s just like when I wear those adult undergarments.

People ask me: are you going to shit your pants?

I don’t know—‘Depends’.

#DimBulb
#ColdTurkey

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@patriottakes It’s ringmaster, dumbass.

#Snitch

[Rupert Neve Designs @Rupert_Neve]

Through his designs and through the music created with them, his spirit will live on eternally. God bless you, Rupert.

A full company statement can be found here:
https://t.co/h0yEF5SdrW

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@dcalyssa #QOP

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

US President Biden announced an end to US support for Saudi-led military offensive operations in Yemen.

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/f3sax8QXm3

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@MysterySolvent Pride & Prejudice

#QOP

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@littledeekay I’ve had it going for a year.

#QOP

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@KatiePhang She means “get out on bond and retreat”.

Nice try, lady.

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@SusannaHoffs A little late now.
#JustSaying

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@natemcdermott That’s my car. Someone broke into it through the sunroof and I don’t have money to fix it.

#yayAltruism

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@meredithshiner @hugoandalice Tbh: I want unity just about as much as Republicans want racial justice.

#nojustice
#nopeace

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@JakeLobin @koan4u Send me someone’s full name and address and I’ll nominate them for the Nobel Prize.

That’s how prestigious this process is.

I nominated myself years ago (rejected) but I still put it on my CV.

Kushner being nominated is just icing on a cupcake baked of shit.

#QOP
#IgNobel

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@donwinslow @koan4u Let’s face it, Don:

It’s probably going to take a cadaver dog and a shovel to find him at this point.

Someone’s going to have to get dirty to get that fifty gees.

#TrumpGratitude
#ForensicScience

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@MuellerSheWrote @Sephora Lady—we don’t live in a world where 100 bucks can fix that face.

#Fugly

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@MikeIsaac @ClaraJeffery

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@AnaCabrera Welcome soldier!

Your unit barracks is located on Level 333 (neighbor of the beast lol) right next to where they’re burning the lawyers. You can’t miss it.

Chow is at 5.

#reportingforduty

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@AnaCabrera Welcome soldier!

Your unit barracks is located on Level 333 (neighbor of the beast lol) right next to where they’re burning the lawyers. You can’t miss it.

Chow is at 5.

#reportingforduty

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@lynnbrewer @DevinCow @DevinNunes Maybe you can explain this to some of us please: (real question).

Does #DevinDicknose know your actual name? Why do you have to respond to his lawsuits?

Do I care about a lawsuit against my Twitter handle alleging criminal conspiracy involving me, Fred Flinstone, and Batman?

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@MysterySolvent ‘Losering’

#QOP
#Whiskeytown

[HandGrenadeKev @HandGrenadeKev]

@MysterySolvent A Republican senator, apparently.

#QOP