Hannah Brandell

aggressively indifferent

[Hannah Brandell @handlebrandle]

Everyone should wait tables at least once in their life, it’s a great experience and it teaches valuable life lessons. For example, a woman asked for a side of ranch and then I watched her drink it straight from the cup, and that taught me that I hate waiting tables.

[Hannah Brandell @handlebrandle]

Resolving another argument via twitter poll. Would you describe tiramisu as

[Hannah Brandell @handlebrandle]

Once again, settling an argument via twitter poll:

What should a nap be determined by?

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@laparksfndtion I gotta know what these white towels are doing on the ground on your Runyon Canyon Park website

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy pride month

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@NeilBreen Neil Breen, once again bringing strangers together

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@twynstagram This is a really good point flightless wynn

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@motherfolkmusic @motherfolkmusic you got like an hour and a half learn it

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@motherfolkmusic So just do it then

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@MotelFaces @motherfolkmusic You got any Christmas steeze I can borrow

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@LocalManDead Damn Swiss rolls setting unrealistic dick vein standards smh

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@Em_Rose_tweets For me it’s when those guys walked on the moon

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@localmandead Are you this dude

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What do you draw first when drawing a stick person

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Happy anniversary to the time I got called a tomato plant at work

[Hannah Brandell @handlebrandle]

I am a:

◻️ man
◻️ woman
☑️ tomato plant

Looking for:

◻️love
◻️more tomatoes
☑️ a new job

[Hannah Brandell @handlebrandle]

Is skiing a water sport

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@dj__sadness See u at the pitbull concert my guy 😎

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@theemilyborst This made me chortle

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@AvadaKedavBRUH How could he do this to me