Andrew Simon

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@spillygoat19 can you tell sully that Donald Glover is NOT Danny Glover’s kid. Although I do appreciate the reference well done

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@PER4ORM Is Tua’s arm ok? It looked like a huge cut on his arm.

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@HotMulligan Poke.

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@CameronWolfe I don’t know football playe calling. Like at all. But was that not the worst goal line series? Like three consecutive wild cat formations and then Albert Wilson rolling out and throwing a pass? Why is there zero trust in Tua?

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@MichaelRyanRuiz @LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 @billygil menchies in your menchies

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@gregcote @HeraldSports Cote… my guy. I love you but you have a slew of typos and a sentence who’s structure is so wonky it appears you’re eluding to Tom Brady still playing for the Patriots.

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@jackantonoff my amazing wonderful #ttsoosn guitar is already faded after two days of jamming away :( on the plus side the 🍅 is still perfect on the other side. Im not mad mind you, just wanted to let you know. ily

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@CameronWolfe Genuinely curious, who’s fault is the first half and Dolphins uninspired offense? Tua or Gailey?

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Hi everyone I’m trying Twitter again. Let me know if you all have any tips. All..... 13 of you who follow me.

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@Casey Socks on the sidewalk - another adult power move.

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Help.

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@GovMikeHuckabee He says not spelling “meds” correctly. Nice.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz Rejoins PLEASE

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@MichaelRyanRuiz how did you do this.?

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@ATTSportsNetRM Baseball wishes it was good at Charlie Blackmon...

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Miami is gonna be a nightmare for commentators next year. A guy named Tagovialoa and Igbinoghene 😂😂😂@MichaelRyanRuiz @LeBatardShow

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It’s just dawning on me that Ron spent all of year two with a shit wand and rich ass Harry is just like, “that sucks” buy him a wand asshole.

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Short of surviving an attack by Voldemort as a baby, Harry has the worst luck on the planet.