Deuce Yakufu

Back to Back Rookie of the Year

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

this pitch is illegal in 43 states...

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

Wemby holding a baseball hurts my brain

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Eze wouldn’t have lost the champions league final if he’d picked Tottenham, just saying.

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Turned on the bidet and farted

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

If they’re gonna call a foul anyway you may as well foul and foul hard

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Spurs sending a message to SGA 👀

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Not a big socialism guy but every landlord ever can gargle my nutsack. Homes should not be investments.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

AND SO IT BEGINS: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveils plan to shift property ownership from landlords to “the community”

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Professional sports have actually become such a laughing stock across the board.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Djed Spence suffered broken jaw during Tottenham Hotspur loss at Chelsea. 25yo right-back picked up injury in challenge with Liam Delap but expected to play for #THFC v Everton on last day of Premier League season in protective mask @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Pal7Tzetqt

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

I think the series finale of The Boys was decent. The last two seasons were underwhelming overall but I think that’s a reasonable ending.

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@ShiinaBR @timthetatman

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@ColCryptGT3 any idea why my messages no longer play notification sound or show up in my notification center?

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Hey @apple my texts are not playing the notification sound or showing up in the Notification Center. Do you guys need an another trillion in market cap to make your basic product features function?

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

I hate professional sports

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

Perp walking a “virus” into a public hospital instead of a military base. Please underhand that they don’t even need the virus to be real they just need you to think it is.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

BREAKING NEWS: Two passengers exposed to hantavirus have arrived in Atlanta and are being monitored at Emory University Hospital in DeKalb County.

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@DiscussingFilm imagine paying extra and their like "oy ya dis supe shoots super cum out his willy whacker" and then they spray the whole theatre in 4D. im cool on that

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@Cloud43_4 @HazelAppleyard lets see it

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@Cloud43_4 @HazelAppleyard you cannot do 1000 pushups in a day dog im sorry

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@PopBase He definitely gets his head popped

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

You the real shoe

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

@BleacherReport Fake ass injury

[Deuce Yakufu @HandlingFee]

IMHO having an ai receptionist with fake call center noise in the background, not disclosing its ai up front should be considered a deceptive business practice