Zara 💞

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@jet2tweets hi, we have a p and o cruise next year with Jet2 flights. How can I add extra legroom seats, please? Thank you

[iPaul @iPaulCanada]

倒立是这样练出来的，太搞笑了！

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@THORPEPARK I’ve just found some fast track tickets in the app from my visit in 2024! It says refer to order for expiry. We are coming to you this month, are they still usable?

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

Binging Bad Girls on ITV player and googling the cast, as you do, did not know that Jim Fenner is Theo’s dad! @SteadyTheo

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@O2 FFS I am trying to log in to my account and after verifying it just leads to nowhere! Biggest mistake joint up with Virgin

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@sainsburys will your Clapham Common car park be open this Sunday at around 7:30am for my husband to drop me off for my bike ride?

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Beaverbrooks no birthday voucher this year 😭 I was even eying up a pair of earrings to use it with. Please say you just forgot this time 🙏 💎💍

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Beaverbrooks no birthday voucher this year 😭 I was even eying up a pair of earrings to use it with. Please say you just forgot this time 🙏 💎💍

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@VirginAtlantic Hi! I made a purchase of £24 onboard yesterday for a cosmetic. I was not asked my membership number, how can I earn points on this?

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@No1Lounges @HolidayExtras why can I book a lounge for 4pm then when I try to check in I’m told it cannot be until 3 hours before my flight. I don’t want to spend 3 hours before my flight at the lounge as I won’t be here for the last hour so you’re ripping me off!

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@thesonicyouth please. Just one show anywhere in uk. I only found out about you because of nirvana and I love you more. Please fulfil my life long dream to see you in concert. Just one show in uk. No biggie, just one show. I’ll die happy.

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@thesonicyouth will you ever tour again? Please just do a tour including UK!

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@AldiUK my mouldy lunch 🥲 meant to have another week yet

[Loris @Riicopl]

This is how creative people interpret "connecting the dots"

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Criminalsimpson U-R-GAY

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Criminalsimpson

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Criminalsimpson Smelling the flowers walking down the stairs in Marge’s wedding dress 🤣

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@TheGymGroup your Gillingham gym Fitquest is totally inaccurate today! Saying 55kg but the real scales in the office say 66kg! Never been so disappointed. Please get it checked 😏

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A conversation I had with a waiter recently, about a cooked breakfast.

“Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’ve just noticed my fried egg is missing”
“Okay, so you’d like an extra egg?”
“Yes, please. Well, actually, no, not an extra egg, just the missing egg”
“Okay, so just one egg? Or two eggs?”
“Just one egg… the missing egg”
“It’s okay, we can do you an extra egg, no problem”
Through gritted teeth: “Thank you” and then under my breath once they’d gone: “but it’s not an extra egg, it’s THE egg”

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Tesco Sorted in a couple of hours. Thank you, Tesco

[Zara 💞 @HandsClean]

@Tesco unopened packet has been kept in the fridge and in date. Full of mould! Please can I get a refund?