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@RepJoeNeguse You are the most underutilized Congressman in the House. Your interactions/beatdowns of Clay Higgins are legendary. Keep Fighting!!!!

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@TheDudeGolfs Lex will be playing the role of Ren McCormack in his high school's production of Footloose in 10 years. He will have given up on his parents' dream of the MLB after discovering he can neither hit nor play defense.

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@BarryOnHere What are these MAGA maroons yelping about? Orlando doesn't even have an NBA franchise. Orlando is famous for two things: it was founded by legendary vocalist, Tony Orlando. Also, it has Disney World.

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@TNPATRIOT1978 @OwenBenjamin A man could live 100 yrs on store bought pickles. The electrolytes give superhuman strength.

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@JimCosta_ Damn, no more Cookies. Now it's Sweet Cream Buns

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@BruinNationBBQ @NickyPerks "Say Happy Birthday to my sister Candace"

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@realBrandonGill Piss off, you big dummy!

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@WallStreetApes There is never an appropriate time for a 70 year old man to wear a winter hat indoors/during the warmest time of year/while wearing headphones....Adam is a bum

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@GBC_Press They engineers should design a conveyer belt. Similar to the checkout lane at Piggly Wiggly. Your car is "off" and you don't have to be awake. Seems simple to me.

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@JimCosta_ Paying Customer Costa!!!

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@WilkowMajority A majority of the matches have been played in Los Angeles, New Jersey, Boston etc. It's always a great time in the left-leaning cities.

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@atrupar It's obvious he soiled himself. That walk of shame gave it away.

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@midnightmangler @3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom On-and-off sobriety! It is easier that way.

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@ICallahan1966 @WilkowMajority Wilkow will never commit to an opinion on date centers. He always hedges with "a data center is better than low income housing". Completely dodges a stance by throwing a BS response out. There's too many consrvative business owners who are committed to tech investments.

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@WilkowMajority Lazy Eye Chowder.
Mistress Bisque.
Cream of Mugshot.

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@PaulMurphy1973 @Sauvageboston @GregABedard Possibly the tamest story I have ever heard!

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@WilkowMajority Massie lost because he's an attention seeking jerk*ff. This is his family's Christmas card .

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@WilkowMajority Looks like the overpass at S/B 75 and 8 Mile Rd in Detroit. Throw in a grocery cart and a refrigerator box to complete the look.