Ian Handsomemanthing

I am the imaginary alter ego of CBC's most trusted person, ever. I have no need to follow the news; news exists because I exist. Clearly, this is a parody.

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

So about on par with CBC interns

[Globe Politics @globepolitics]

Procurement watchdog finds 76 per cent of listed ArriveCan subcontractors did no work https://t.co/hhL62t6NhU

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

I know Canada relies on exporting a lot of things, but this is out of hand

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Farmers rise up in France, encircle Paris with tractor blockade https://t.co/xt9KwF1Av7

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

He has a first name, Elliotte. Jeez, talk about a Rourkey mistake

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Chartier (OTT) on waivers

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

I wonder how they ... delivered the news

[CTV News @CTVNews]

UPS is cutting 12,000 jobs https://t.co/XI5jxDc3d4

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

The only Cross-Country Checkup for me today will be my cholesterol levels after I pound down my weight in McRibs

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

@sillygwailo @simonhoupt Gives me two more nights off a week to chase tail

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Bet you thought I was dormant, Laur Laur. I'm back from the twitter grave to retweet this, because I love human interest stories! #peepeepoopooforlife

[Lauren O’Neil @laurenonline]

Finally, I got to write about pee pee poo poo man. https://t.co/ZPuOItjyPe

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Haven’t tweeted in a while but I just want to let you all know that nobody sent us bombs

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Anyone else giggle when Anita Bathe reports? Hell of a woman, hell of a name.

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Meet the cast of The Cube reboot, everybody https://t.co/mHcibrQQBX

[Rosemary Barton @RosieBarton]

New.

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

@CochraneCBC Nah, it all just goes to me. The others have to make due on their own

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

@AndrewChangCBC But srsly Andrew, light purple shirts are my thing

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Please @AndrewChangCBC let's make sure we never wear the same colour tie during our broadcasts. LOL j/k I don't wear ties

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Co-hosting #TheNational will be fun, especially when every Friday @RosieBarton @AndrewChangCBC @adriearsenault and I play News Twister

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

FYI Skrepnek Doppleganger was my favourite Bond villian https://t.co/d6iEQljh35

[Neetu Garcha @NeetuGarcha]

If you think @KevinSkrepnek looks a heck of a lot like @Sethrogen, you're not alone! @PaulHaysom even incorporating it into his live hit.

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

And that's why they call it the bluuuues 🎶 https://t.co/7QdUcPiFYJ

[CBC Ottawa @CBCOttawa]

Owner of security company working #Bluesfest say some staff were injured by kids throwing rocks https://t.co/GmJQ1TfrIx #ottnews (1/2)

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

I'll save the committee some time: They need new homes. https://t.co/KGOL1Pn0kV

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

A new ad hoc Cabinet committee will address the immediate & long-term needs of people affected by the #BCwildfires: https://t.co/NCO9bMj2Lw

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

Hey @althiaraj @acoyne @ChantalHbert here's a topic for the next At Issue - why aren't I hosting @CBCTheNational full time yet. Debate plz!

[Ian Handsomemanthing @handsomanthing]

All this furor over 13 Reasons Why. In the 90s no one was concerned that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles glamorized living in sewers