Handsome Jack

'Sup, babe. It's me. Your main man. The hero. The Jack of your dreams. It's okay to be attracted to me. Honestly, I'd be weirded out if you weren't. See, the th

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My entire existence.

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((nobody move or you'll jinx it but i think the Muse is coming back so. if there are actual rp desires, ya handsome boy is listening.))

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@dahlsergeant Says the pure diamond horse-less guy.

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@dahlsergeant Pumpkin, no offense, but I know exactly what kinda money you make. If you're sitting pretty, I'm sitting on Marie Antoinette's face.

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@dahlsergeant You're poor.

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Hm? What's that? My pride? That's back in my fleshy body, cupcake.

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I got it! You can't hold onto a kid when you can't even hold onto a wife--ah, shit.

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I keep trying to make a scathing comment about why Axton can't be a father figure but every single one ends up being an own on myself.

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Oh, did I come in memeing at a bad time.

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*Tips mask.* M'warrior.

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@FelicityRampant In my experience, if ya can't lewd it, you're not being imaginative enough.

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Speaking from the perspective of being a ship at one point, totes could lewd a ship.

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Vasquez would be the type to call himself dummy thicc. No, I don't know why I felt the need to think AND tweet that. Chalk it up to day drinking.

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@Birdecai *Taps me lips.*

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@Birdecai Traitor.

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Did I ask for y'all to dig this up.

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I'm gonna fuck a Vault Key.

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@PH4S3SH1FT ((God yes.))

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@PH4S3SH1FT ((I ALWAYS MISS U AND UR ANGEL 😘))

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@FelicityRampant No, but this time my pants are on.