James Johnston

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

So this app is pretty much just going out with a whimper, huh?

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@cecil_miller I don’t know why you’re so pessimistic. According to my projections, the company is still worth several thousand dollars, and is unlikely to dip below that threshold for at least a week or two.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

$2007weavercupchamp

[Cash App @CashApp]

Last #CashAppDay drop. We’re giving away $150,000. Share this post with your $Cashtag and follow @cashapp to win.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

$2007weavercupchamp

[Cash App @CashApp]

Happy $50,000 in bitcoin. That’s what we’re giving away. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag to enter. #CashAppDay

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

$2007weavercupchamp

[Cash App @CashApp]

Giveaway five is $50,000 in stock. It’s our only stock giveaway. QRT with your $cashtag and really make sure you’re following @cashapp to enter.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

$2007weavercupchamp

[Cash App @CashApp]

Giveaway three is officially unlocked: It’s $50,000 in bitcoin. QRT with your $cashtag and follow us, we’re @cashapp. #CashAppDay

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@JoeBiden there is no longer any reason a SERIOUS relief/stimulus package can’t happen. None of this nickel-and-dime BS involving a one-time check for $600, $1200, or even $2000. We all know it will take a much more meaningful investment than that.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@amy_shiels That’s what she said.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

Comprehensive list of my favorite post-2000 hip-hop tracks:

"Busted by Lee Russell" by Lee Russell

"Five Buck Box" by Charles Barkley

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

I mean, it's chilly, but it's not "heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo" chilly, or "yo ass better crawl inside that tauntaun" chilly

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

It's called an "Ugly Christmas Sweater" party, not a "Pants and Ugly Christmas Sweater" party. Everyone here except me is overdressed.

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

"One More Minute" is sheer genius, too. https://t.co/L59afzWuoH

[burgotastic.bsky.social @burgotastic]

@MooreSenate That's the name of a film about high school girls

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

This week's big winner is the tiger from Vice Principals.

This week's big loser is the tiger from The Walking Dead.

SPOILER ALERT!

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@jmcallistercwf @cecil_miller

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@TeamJuJu Sure glad I was on #TeamStartJuJu in two different leagues this week! And they're both dynasty, so I'm invested for the long haul

[James Johnston @handsome_mitch]

@clparty @Stuttsy Is is also Betty-Sue's birthday? Now SHE'S a naughty girl who needs to be taught a lesson!