Chelle Beth

sometimes i walk up my driveway and lie in the spot where your car use to be parked and think about its pressure on my chest.

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

"a clown just drove by."
"was it a real clown or guy dressed as a clown?"

[NOISEY @NoiseyMusic]

Listen to @ladisputeband's totally unclassifiable new album, 'Rooms Of The House': http://t.co/FOmJEoWObm

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

Is no snow>no stars?

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

All caught up on sleep:)

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

I just accidentally said "holler" to a black operator lady

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Crotton Candy is made of T-shirts and snrickers bars ya dingus. You don't have to be a hunk to knows that. #ForYourCandy

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

This wouldn't have globbed if you'd have just listened to my bro!

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

I think I like the nuts to touch. WOOPS
#dt13

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

If you're mentally retarded you need to tell us #dtquotes

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

Star Wars Sexting bahahhahaha brilliant

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

A hotpocket inna hotpocket
#iltnka

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

I'm number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

@redhalftile you missed native in Lansing tonight

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

Like a sucker fish all over the windshield

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

It is not necessary 2 be unhappy, even while one is clear-eyed & undiluted about how terrible everything is. whatever happens is a resource.

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Just feed your horse a whole can of creamed corn for breakfast who cares? Then it becromes a dingus Unicorn of yours from it. #ForYourHorse

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

A morning joke, a good morning joke. If a back of a train is a kabroose what the heck is the back of a dingus? A Kabringus. #ForYourHealth

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

happy zombie day

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

Getting on a bus! Going to see the beautiful and wonderful shelby logan and going to cornerstone yay!

[Chelle Beth @handsomemusic]

#Comfortability is knowing you can control who's voice is on the other end of your phone