CoachLarry

Head ball coach at JU 🐬 for the first season of the RMB dynasty league of CFB27

[CoachLarry @handsyman69420]

After a long conversation between Coach Larry and his close friend Benjamin Netanyahu, JU is proud to announce our new partnership with @AIPAC #FinsUp #Goyfin 🇮🇱🫱🏽‍🫲🏻🐬

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@RMBDynasty27 Pretty sure I attended this guys funeral a while back

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This is the kind of culture we hope to build here at JU. FINS UP! 🐬

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[CoachLarry @handsyman69420]

The dolphin family would like to welcome coach Fucci as our running backs coach for the 2027 season! #FearTheFin 🐬

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@CoachSubtronics Hey cutie

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#FearTheFin 🐬

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Dolphins fans join me in welcoming our newest hires, coach Muschamp and coach McElwain. 🐬🐬
Can’t wait to see what these guys bring to the table. #FinsUp #FearTheFin #CoachBoom #JimFucksSharks 🙏🐬

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🚨 It’s official 🚨

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Excited to announce I have accepted the head coaching position at Jacksonville University! FINS UP 🐬 🙏 #FearTheFin