Devin

Devin Shea. Cattleman, woodworker, traditional trades enthusiast, progressive AF. honkytonkslim on instagram, my main social media outlet.

[Sara Segneri @Sara_Segneri]

Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco.”

[Devin @handwwmi]

@kasideekarsten If comparing only to other professions with fame and public image being inherent, I’d say it’s kind of ubiquitous. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Devin @handwwmi]

I love our governor.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Just going to leave this here:

Do not consume or inject disinfectant. That's a bad idea.

[Devin @handwwmi]

If you are so bored that you have decided go to anti-quarantine rallies, chill out and go watch more step-sibling porn. You’re just bored, this is not a real issue...

[Devin @handwwmi]

@Ashhaasee #mylife

[Devin @handwwmi]

Please retweet this so it gets hot.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

All the governors are already backing off of the Ebola quarantines. Bad decision that will lead to more mayhem.

[Devin @handwwmi]

Everyone is all about 90’s kid nostalgia but then I’m here trying to watch the entire Boy Meets World Series in a row and all of a sudden, you don’t give a FUCK about Cory Matthews!?

[Devin @handwwmi]

Where is the JOI that tells be I’m really interesting and they have a crush on me?

[Devin @handwwmi]

I’ll take a pass on liberation, thanks. I’ll just stick with water.

[Devin @handwwmi]

Sorry, did I slip and fall into a soapbox? My bad.

[Devin @handwwmi]

America..get your head out of your ass and ditch this flimsy fantasy of “rugged individualism!” You think you “boot strapped” your way to where you are? Ever had a loan? Ok, then you don’t get to play “Mr. independent.” Don’t have a mortgage? You buy your gun with US $? You lose.

[Kay @ohKAYx33]

Is America just a 3rd world country with makeup on?

[Devin @handwwmi]

He’s even shitty at being a conservative. Hey, Republicans... this sack of fuckery was your idea!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

For the purpose of creating conflict and confusion, some in the Fake News Media are saying that it is the Governors decision to open up the states, not that of the President of the United States & the Federal Government. Let it be fully understood that this is incorrect....

[Devin @handwwmi]

In a covid unrelated medical emergency in a hospital that has not felt the onslaught of the virus yet, I am waiting for my S/O in the parking lot. It’s so very dystopian to watch anyone coming out of the ER alone. A needed precaution but so strange.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Today is #TransDayOfVisibility .
Continue to live your lives unapologetically and I will continue to fight alongside you. You belong.

[Devin @handwwmi]

Heard a member of the wait staff yell across the bar tonight:
“Yeah! My mom wants me to get tested but I’m pretty sure it’s just a cold.”
This marks the first time I’ve ever tipped less than 20%.

[Devin @handwwmi]

@Ashhaasee “Where’s Ashley?” Probably

[Devin @handwwmi]

Me standing next to the EPA building in Washington DC.
“You must be one of those EPA guys, huh?” Nope, I just have a beard.

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

being an american writer 60-70 years ago must have ruled. esquire pays you for five months to explore a small town somewhere and write an article about it. a year later you write a book about how you were depressed the whole time. incredible

[Devin @handwwmi]

@Ashhaasee Take it back... trust me on this one!