hangover cat

i am a domestic party

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

is there a more grating noise than the words "i get it" from someone who doesn't

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@416raccoon the purpose of family is to make you feel guilty for feeling terrorized by your family

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

if you never venture outside of your comfort zone, you'll never be uncomfortable

[Parsimoniously Yours @OverclocktRobot]

@angEP1978 @LOLGOP

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by the time you’re 35 you should get over yourself. unless you’re actually a cat, in which case you’ve likely been dead for some time

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

it’s an ill wind
that blows

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

some days it’s just not worth giving your thoughts words

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

if you want to make a western omelette you have to shoot a few eggs

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but in this case i’d suggest rooting for the one who isn’t currently trying to secure a position as uncontested ruler of your country 2/2

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it’s like the metaphor of the rattlesnake vs the mongoose – you’re not sure who to root for and don’t want to get too close to either 1/2

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

Toronto has two seasons: winter and insipid sax-playing buskers on the streetcorner

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

a popular tipple from the bar at the overserve hotel https://t.co/BpWlrgBi6d

[Punch @punch_drink]

One of the finest examples of the postmodern Martini, courtesy Sauvage: https://t.co/SQUQzMFrr2

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

if you can’t make good decisions, make lots of them

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

a bread of wine, a loaf of jug, and *pow*

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

4 out of 5 dentists agree that the 5th dentist is a real piece of shit

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

Shoutout to continental breakfast for saying fuck it and just being drinks

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

I can’t read your mind, especially when it’s empty.

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do they shut up where you’re from?

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pace yourself, man http://t.co/AorYzXOamM

[hangover cat @hangovercat]

opinions are like assholes; i have my own and little interest in yours