sarcastic med student

I love dogs more than humans.

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@JadeHBICxoxo girl, you are gorgeous as always! <3 why are people judging your bunny?

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@JessicaRebaza @MichaelGalvezMD @aafp @AAFP_advocacy @AAFPFoundation @AAPPHealth @pams_web @TheMillennialMD beauty and brains!

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@action_ap notes

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

Respectfully…. Stfu

[| MED @medflutter_]

Dr. Religa in 1987 monitoring his patient's vitals after completing a 23-hour-long heart transplant. His assistant is asleep in the corner.
At the bottom is a picture of the same patient 30 years later. He managed to outlive his doctor.

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

why is every restaurant closed on monday :(

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@Assurant the website has been down and I am unable to log into the resident portal for over 24 hours. Is there someone I can e-mail regarding my situation?

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@this_is_mallory @derekberes omg.

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@ntradsteminist who the fuck cares lol. anyone who feels the need to initiate a “MD vs DO” debate on twitter needs to get their arrogance checked. especially if they start a sentence with “no offense but…” just… shut up. Does he asks physicians for their board scores too? lol

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@JessicaRebaza I still read your tweets!

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@cjcarrubbaMD Thank you for the kind words! That's a very encouraging reminder.

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

NOOOO @wingstop discontinued their Hot Honey Dry Rub!!! I was just about to order and saw it's gone. i'm mourning

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@ntradsteminist Nooo…. Im sooo sorry to hear

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

Everything will be okay. Everything will work out.

[Isiah Romo, MD @isiahromo]

“So what do you want to do, doctor?”
Me …

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@spud_happy @ChaoticGood42 @MrJB53244248 @crazyclipsonly Right? It’s the state law. Don’t like it? Move to a different state. Driving is a privilege, not a right. Granny can’t be throwing temper tantrums whenever she doesn’t get what she wants. Grown ass adults acting like entitled kids kicking and screaming at people.

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@MrJB53244248 @ChaoticGood42 @crazyclipsonly You don’t know what you’re agreeing to? That’s why ppl say read before signing bc it can legally be used in court. It’s literally how our gov works. I get it if you think it’s pointless, but it doesn’t put you above the law. Signature is required. Granny refused & drove off lol

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@HenryMeade @ChemicalBurns_ @apexoff @GBM5678 @legen_eth @crazyclipsonly Not all states require cops to wear body cams btw. The honor system sounds great in theory, but not realistic in court of law if there’s no paper trail. There’s a reason why we are required to sign documents that include our identity… it’s for our protection as well

[sarcastic med student @hangrystudentdr]

@HenryMeade @ChemicalBurns_ @apexoff @GBM5678 @legen_eth @crazyclipsonly If that’s the case, no one would sign any ticket or show up in court because there’s no proof they received a citation. Or shitty cops writing false tickets for people so they won’t show up to court and get arrested