✭ han ✭

Millicent Bystander PhD

[✭ han ✭ @hanhotcrossbun]

Do balloons only work if you snapchat yourself doing them?

[✭ han ✭ @hanhotcrossbun]

You can say a lot of fucking things about @fin_baines, but one thing you can NEVER say is that he has zero bitches

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I am a normal girl with normal levels of attachment and a normal attitude towards love

[ess 🇵🇸 @essaere]

THEY CALL ME GEORGE THE WAY I GOT A W BUSH

[Scully @isthatscully]

I’m not sure God’s light shines on East London. They have floods, then they have no water, they have localised power cuts, I’ve literally seen a pigeon being eaten by a wild snake there. Like it doesn’t seem like a real place.

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

You couldn’t possibly imagine what I’m going through

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Sexual harassment in the workplace training? No thanks I’m already pretty good at that

[Tom Alty @alty_t]

You lot may be putting your clocks forward this weekend, but I (a patriot) will be setting mine back to 2009 when this country had a set of bollocks 🇬🇧💪🏻🎾🍆🎾

[KATE @myctorae]

Wait…. You are a White woman…. and you like Rap music? You are one interesting chica…

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

i'm like a rabbit in the sense that i hate loud noises and i can stress myself to death

[Christin @hexprax]

I hate when I have to take personality tests for work/a group setting, mine is always like, You’re Type 12, symbolized by the Rabid Dog. You are a natural leader, power obsessed, and a pervert. Other figures who share your type: Caligula, Naomi Campbell, Stitch from Lilo & Stitch

[mariana @pastapilled]

so pissed off at work im eating my emergency kinder bueno

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

I’m always pregnant btw. Either with a genius idea or my next serve

[Evan @evanjmader]

do u wanna have a sleepover theres a normal amount of twigs and leaves in my bed

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

There are fruits to eat yet. Life to live

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Girl… not you opening a door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door

[slavicbunny @777bun__ny]

buuny chomping on a piece of fabric: