John Hensel

A jack-of-all-trades with interests in swing dancing, current events/politics, auto racing, movies, and general geekdom.

[John Hensel @hanjensil]

@elonmusk Make it 3 laws safe!

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@JoeyBarnes85 Are we still allowed to use Max Mosley as a curse word? Or do we have to be buddies now?

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@TheTimDurham Overall, a great event. Some “first time” issues but the overall experience was worth trying.

I refuse to call the seating “grand” as they were merely stands. Food and water lines so long we ate Astronaut ice cream inside of Archives.

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@AskOffTrack “Wibbly wobbly timey wimey” is officially on the interview vocab challenge!

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@AskOffTrack @TheTimDurham what’s going on with 100 days to Indy? Are we getting episodes or not? Ask around for me please!

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@AskOffTrack when playing Old Maid, who should be the winner, the first one out or the one with the most matches?

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@AskOffTrack the Gateway race also ran out of beer, and food. It was the Hinger Games after half distance. Great race but less spectacle than I was promised from friends that attended previous years.

Hope to make the Milwaukee race next year.

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@IndStatePolice worst management of post-race traffic I’ve ever experienced leaving @IMS. Need help @jdouglas4! Help develop a better plan for #108th.

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Enjoying qualifying #indy500 #ims #indycar #wegotababysitter

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When you spend your whole life growing a mullet to support @ConorDaly22 and he crashes in turn 1.

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@josefnewgarden Happy Easter! Look forward to seeing you back on track soon.

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@jushinsuave @SenatorBraun Thousands of people die and you tell the Senator to stop talking about it? Grow a spine @jushinsuave !

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@josefnewgarden @IndyCaronReddit @IndyCar @Team_Penske Josef, can you wish my wife a happy Valentine’s Day and assure her that her other great love (Indy Car) will be back in season soon?

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@SenTedCruz @SenToddYoung please sponsor a bill that recognizes doxing as a hate crime and directs Justice Departments to prosecute as such. Enough is enough.

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@KevinLee23 @curtcavin Any word on whether the garage sale is happening?

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@tedcruz will you sponsor a bill to make doxing punishable as a hate crime?

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@KevinLee23 Are you going to talk about @simonpagenaud and the #dragonmove from @7BOOMERESIASON?

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@IndyCaronNBC needs to figure it out or move along. @NBCSportsGold doesn’t work for more than 3 minutes at a time, races always finish on “post-race” and @wthr didn’t even have the end of the race today. #failure #unprofessional #ipaidforbetter

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@AskOffTrack Can you interview both your fathers for a podcast? I know @AlexanderRossi works closely with his dad and I'd like to hear from him. You know #Elvis used his dad as his manager too...

What man spawned opposites like @cmhinchcliffe and @Hinchtown?
@TheTimDurham?

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Anyone find it odd that the political side that claims their Right to Privacy is so absolute that it includes killing others is the side that threatens doxing?