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[rose @hanjislilbitch]

@spennyxcx why nobody bringing up “i’m running through your man’s house like the tomb raider”

[apothecary dia 𖤓 @kiyodia]

this is the best thing i’ve ever made

[Jimmy Scrambles 🎃🐧🦞 @RazzberryYams]

Because Apothecary Diaries is popular people are trying to wokely explain how it's problematic by blatantly misreading it lol.

It's being framed as a courtly romance when the romance is a sideplot and the main plot is reckoning with systemic misogyny.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

realizing I haven’t even met all of me yet

[princess @richbarbidoll]

GETTING 5k EVERYDAY IS NORMAL FOR ME
PEOPLE CAN’T HELP BUT SPOIL ME SENSELESSLY
I AM A MONEY MAGNET GODDESS

[maro @ProofofMaro]

When I was still a student at the conservatory, my professors used to call me ‘Beethoven Girl’. Not just because I was the best Beethoven player they had, you see I had an unhealthy obsession with trying to get these notes to resonate at Beethoven’s truest intent.

I read what he read. I ate what he ate. I engulfed myself in Voltaire and Kant to breathe the same air of Enlightenment he breathed. To experience the frequencies he could not hear but were realer to him than his own reality. I learned from his students directly — Wilhelm Kempff and John O’Conor.

When I realized every piece of sheet music was altered by production for copyright purposes, I flew to Europe to get my hands on the First Edition of Beethoven Sonatas from Budapest. I hand painted this specific third movement on the walls of my dorm.

I graduated the conservatory with this as my final performance and went on to use it for my audition piece to get accepted as a fine arts major in university. The piece in its entirety is 1 hour long.

Here is Beethoven’s Sonata No 17 in D minor, the third movement—Tempest—performed to the enlightenment with which he originally intended.

Yours truly,
Beethoven Girl

[-`🌺´- @sillyandsunny]

like and rt this if you don't follow elon musk

[Kevster @leroshe288072]

Finally an excuse to post my favorite arcane edit

[Christin @hexprax]

There really is something so porcine and hoglike about his features. Even the dense eyelashes of a foraging low belly beast

[≷kae⁹ ☆▹ ⁴⁴ @stallionPNG]

FUCK TORY LANEZ FUCK KELSEY FUCK DRAKE FUCK DJ AKADEMIKS FUCK CHRIS BROWN FUCK NICKI MINAJ FUCK ALL THEM UNKNOWN PODCAST NGGAS WE LOVE YOU MEGAN THEE STALLION!!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Men really been hating on bad btches since the dawn of time. Her body tea

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

faggot