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This aged well

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6yo: “Miss Hannah, it looks like you have a baby in your tummy”

Oh

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@tessklem Maybe you should have had pink hair while crying.

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Do you ever go to unfriend someone on Facebook and the option “take a break” is there and you just TAKE A BREAK RUN AWAY WITH US FOR THE SUMMER LETS GO UPSTATE WE CAN ALL GO STAY WITH MY FATHER or is that just me

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@maria_ellen Hahahaha, I relate to this so much.

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@Kathery09296802 @bumble Just a different townhome in Clarksville!! :)

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I am moving next Saturday, and I’m thinking about just inviting all of my @bumble matches to “hang out” that day but they’re really just going to load the uhaul for me. Whoever lifts the heaviest thing by himself wins a date with me.

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@HunterPyouKnoMe @bumble HAHAHAHAHA

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Being a nanny (and mom, I’m sure) is just putting away all the clean laundry that was thrown into dirty laundry piles because the kids didn’t put it back away after the 12th outfit change of the day.

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Please read this out loud in a dirty British accent... you know the one.

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An actual Instagram message I just received: “So im going to put a line in the water here Yeah so Not being werido or anything but would you like to grab dinner or doing something fun one day in the future??”

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An actual Instagram message I just received: “So im going to put a line in the water here Yeah so Not being werido or anything but would you like to grab dinner or doing something fun one day in the future??”

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It’ll be 18° outside & kids will be like “I don’t wanna wear a jacket... it’s warm to me outside” like bro what are you trying to prove? Who are you trying to flex on right now?

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The break up hurt, but the changed Netflix password hurt worse.

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“I was gonna tell you to throw me a surprise bday party but I can’t think of one friend that I have.” -@tessklem

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If you so much as have the wrong type of sunglasses on, I’m swiping left.

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@CoreyKlem Your jealousy is showing

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We don’t deserve @taylorswift13

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I don’t turn the heat on... sweats and blankies all winter long.

[aj @ajbabyboi]

this is now a thomas edison hate account

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Ansel (2yr):

*taps my stomach*

“WHOAAAAAA, HANNAH THAT’S A HUUUUUGE BELLY”