Jan Simons🦉

If it was easy, anyone could do it.

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

Don't boo, vote. #GeneralElection2024

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ukpackers @packers 1 number, 2 words: Sterling Sharpe, 84.
Lived in Neenah, Wisconsin for a year in 1990/91. The Majik man throwing to Sterling Sharpe was the most exciting thing on the pitch. By a country mile.
Never looked back...

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@TrollFootball This is awesome. Imagine this with England fans… putting milk in the tea first? 🤣🤣

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ThePackersWire He gonna be our Edelman

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ukpackers @The_IT_Hedgehog 🎉🎉🎉 🍻🏈🧀

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@CSmithgj Hoping to, yes. You?

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@s_hermanns Ay, caramba!

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

Now properly restless about whether I will be getting my hands on the incredible @The_IT_Hedgehog Packers Draft Guide... very exciting draft for the @packers this year... very specific needs, lots of picks! @ukpackers

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@HymersSport Let's get some!!

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ATRightMovies

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ukpackers

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

Nil Pancetta is a fantastic band name! @StuartMaconie @themarkrad @BBC6Music

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@ukpackers Russell: Broncos country, let's ride.
Broncos: Let's pull the handbrake and review your injury guarantee.
NFL: Nope.
Russell: So...?
Broncos: Monday Night Football coming up, let's ride.

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

With receipts! 👏👏👏

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

If you’re angry at Angela Rayner for selling her council house…

But not angry at where this non-story came from

i.e. from the billionaire Tory peer who got out of paying UK taxes by being a non-dom while sat in our House of Lords

…then you’re part of the problem.

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@TetyanaUkrainka 🫶

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

Beware the bazookas, beware the beginnings!

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Liz Truss says the Economist and the Financial Times are "the friends of the deep state"

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

This makes me so... proud?! Not long now, and UK dairy farms will be wholemilk-fracking.

[Jacob Rees-Mogg @Jacob_Rees_Mogg]

Only liberals drink skimmed milk to go with their faux leather sandals. Full fat, creamy milk will nourish your inner Tory.

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@rorysutherland Essentials. No hand soap by the sink should lead to immediate disbarring of the host.

[Jan Simons🦉 @hankowsky]

@Peter_Bukowski + some chives