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got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float. Timbers, Thorns, USA, T2. RCTID

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@GrantWahl You stay classy, Qatar 🤬

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Just now: Security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA-Wales. “You have to change your shirt. It’s not allowed.”

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@fox12oregon you're not showing the world cup right now? WTF?

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@ORemployment If you qualify for EITHER regular Unemployment OR PUA, but definitely qualify for one of them, why not get the benefits to the worker AND THEN figure out what pot to pay them out of. I'm thinking, much like police departments, you all need to rethink your processes and mission.

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@Kashew503 @kpduck Thanks Loverface! (& Kacy too)

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@LondonTimbers Where are watching the match tonight?? #rctid

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@r3v I found some of their earlier work... #baonpdx

https://t.co/1UFBuAfziD

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@isaacadamson But seriously, what a trainwreck

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@isaacadamson 😂

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@euroauth @LondonTimbers @TAGlobalPatrol Thanks for the reply. Is there anywhere that would be open late and willing/able to put them on TV for a crazy Yank? I'm looking at The Carlsberg Sports Bar at the Empire Casino, for example? #rctid @CarlsbergSports @empirecasino

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.@euroauth Is there a London meetup for watching the Timbers matches on June 26 and 30? I'll be in town and willing to do whatever it takes @LondonTimbers @TAGlobalPatrol #rctid

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@Kashew503 Would go great with korean-style-chicken-fried lobster fried in clarified butter

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@r3v sure, you just don't get shown on TV

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@LondonTimbers is there a place where Timbers fans meet up to watch matches in London? I will be there during the matches on June 24 and June 30. thanks

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@r3v I still sing the jingles to channels 24, 26, 30, and 47 around the house. RIP analog broadcast.

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@ParisFifa19 great question #FIFAWWCFAIL

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@jessicamalone85 #FIFAWWCFAIL

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@FromaLeftWing shameful #FIFAWWCFAIL

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@AlexStone7 @FanExperienceCo Oh I can't WAIT for that survey email 🔥🔥🔥#FIFAWWCFAIL

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@KtKinM @FIFAWWC Mine aren't even available for printing so.... 🙄 #FIFAWWCFAIL