If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that
Bill Simmons: In terms of teammates with consecutive numbers on their jerseys, where do we rank Wemby and Harper with the #1 and #2 jerseys? You have to put McHale and Bird at the top spot with #32 and #33 right?
Joe House: I can't do this anymore. There has to be more to life
Sorry guys, I can’t enjoy this year’s NBA finals regardless of the high quality basketball.
I looked up the team market sizes and I don’t think the billionaires at the tv networks will make as much money this year.
Makes me sick to my stomach to even consider that happening.