Hey Noah, thanks for saving our grandma from that burning building on your way home from donating blood. She asks about you all the time and hopes you’re still teaching those English as a second language classes.
Also, the puppy you rescued for us is doing great! 😊
Hot Pockets CEO gotta be sick watching the success of the pop tarts bowl. I’d be in that board room Monday morning pelting everyone with ham and cheese, pepperoni pizza, Philly steak, like. “Why weren’t you idiots on this?” Marketing director getting nuked in the crisping sleeve.