Hannah

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

August 31st September 1st

[luiza @greyspostit]

and no greys anatomy character ever had peace ever again

[Hannah @hannah6537]

@jackfifield Back when you had to apply for pregnancy exemption the chemist wouldn’t let me pay because I was “clearly pregnant”. I hadn’t applied for the exemption yet though and got fined, they let me pay the prescription fee instead because it was an honest mistake.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“do you remember when”

me:

[Hannah @hannah6537]

With my luck, this is something that would happen to me

[Jon @giftedrascal]

This keeps making me laugh

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

him: you better not be a cunty sugar jar when I get there
me:

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Christmas adverts: "Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It's Christmas!"

New year adverts: "Look at what you've done to yourself, you fat sack of shit"

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

Wait for it