hannah

legen... wait for it... (see @emma_nisonson 's bio)

[hannah @hannah__dumb]

Hi I’m Junie B Jones and the B stands for “it B like that sometimes”

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

New years resolutions:
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
...

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

insurance does not cover what i am about to do

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Mary Sagatelova @MarySagatelova]

NYC tryna be DC so bad

[Third Way Climate & Energy @ThirdWayEnergy]

News flash: Trump doesn't give a s**t about your energy bills.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Time to make banana bread!

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

i’m a marine biologist and i just took this picture

[VEIN 🔪 🩸 || free 🇵🇸 @SO0u0o]

Does he have any fucking idea how stupid and ridiculous he looks from our point of view

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

To be a great gifter is to be a great listener

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[Zachary Lorico Hertz @zacharylhertz]

in R Studio. straight up "hacking it.” and by "it" haha well. let's justr say. My p-values

[kendra @kendramorous]

lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I think I'll miss science the most.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just killed it as an audience member for a comedy show. Laughed and smiled like crazy

[hannah @hannah__dumb]

In da clurb, we all penguins

[Nathaniel St. Clair @NatStClair]

For the first time in 114 years, biologists from the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife have observed a fall-run Chinook salmon returning to spawn in the Klamath Basin in Oregon, after dam removal.

[Marcy Nabors @Shadolith]

what's he serving, nintendo

tell us

say it

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a mcdonalds down there

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

here is the white sox ballpark filled with nacho cheese sauce (it's photo shopped)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces