Ħannah Dad Bod

🍻 Insta: hannahdadbod

[Ħannah Dad Bod @hannah_hurst]

I always close out of a social media app then click right back on it, forgetting that I was just there. Ya feel?

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Karter and Nicky have the same favorite baseball player. ☺️

P.S. He's a Royal.

@CapFed // #TogetherRoyal

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

This nigga yawned into a tittiee😭😭 niggas be like:

[Ħannah Dad Bod @hannah_hurst]

Chips n’ dip is a real vibe.

[Ħannah Dad Bod @hannah_hurst]

If everyone knew how to merge correctly, the world would be a better place.

[Danny @_Djoseph13]

How women check their shower to see if it's hot enough..

[NBS Golf @GolfNBS]

A 9-year old girl named Riley Morrison wrote a letter to Steph Curry asking him why his new Curry 5 shoes are only available in boys sizes.

Steph wrote back 🙌

[Madison Crow @madisonbc42]

a large Dr. Pepper can fix anything and everything

[edgar @justedgarnow]

Bitch you called me broke fuck you https://t.co/mlBwRcHO1D

[KB @kbnoswag]

My biggest fear about dying, besides burning in hell for eternity, is the part when everyone goes to my Twitter page after hearing about my death and quickly realizes that I was a gigantic asshole with absolutely no redeemable qualities

[Lucas Evett @evett_lucas]

I have trust issues

[Norm Kelly @norm]

In case you're wondering how you could only be 9 and the youngest flexer of all time. https://t.co/E5H3KP0wLO