hannah spadgenske

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

“mentally, i am on the floor in joe jonas’s clothes”

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

i feel like listening to Speak Now TV i should be live tweeting my roommates commentary
so far we’ve heard
“she sounds so old!” (x6)
“oh my GOD im gonna sob during back to december”
(we just finished the first song)

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

“but taylor, how did you know she was good on the mattress?”
“…it’s that camilla what’s her face can’t suck a dick.”
“i have a LOT of boob sweat”
“does Swiftie travel airborn live covid?”

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

I can’t hang like I used to, I got a bed time now 😵‍💫

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bolillo. He wants to remind you that bumpers are actually meant to be bumped. That's why they're called that. No need to look at yours for any reason though. 12/10

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

@mistake_maker69

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

when did doing stuff get so hard??

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

i feel so out of touch. what’s does NFT mean? what is wordle? i’m so confused all the time.

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

@mistake_maker69 @gracebaldridge ok let’s go

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

being sick with anything other than covid feels so silly. i’m attending class on zoom today because i have a silly little cold and it makes me so mad.

[:) @gr3ttie]

when you live in st. paul it’s not about if your catalytic converter will get stolen, it’s about when

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

i will never understand daylight savings time i need to simply accept this.

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

finding good people is so good, but feeling like everyone else in their life has priority over you is not

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

overheard conversations of the PSEO students at Bethel:
“tina, what are your opinions on mullets?”
“you have to be extremely attractive to pull off a mullet. meaning none of you could pull off a mullet.”

[hannah spadgenske @hannah_spad]

“when a guy giggles it means he has a crush”