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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

all caught up on mare of easstown and ready to witness some more heterosexual cheesesteak country nonsense tonight

[hannah @hannah_stapes]

@DanielDJohnson_ Same

[Jay Dior @cmonglue]

Is this really how Pearl look from the front zyjxjdhFZxgzh

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

A huge fart during a kids class Zoom and the whole class, and teacher, finding it hilarious is the joy we all needed. https://t.co/mQVkKi5w8C

[tommy💉 @__justtommy]

Bro I got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. You not finna talk to me crazy

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i just got the vaccine and the microchip that’s now in my brain came with another free U2 album

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Donald Trump is responsible for the coup that is unfolding at the Capitol. He is a fascist and a direct threat to our country.

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

this year has revealed how truly selfish a lot of people are 😔

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

best ornament award goes to

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s not enough to praise our essential workers — we have to protect and pay them.

[samantha @sameldrr]

Kills me everytime when you see someone posting something like “vote for who you want ✨ be kind ✨ keep politics out of friendships ✨”

like ahh yes you voted for Tr*mp didn’t you

[leigh @sincereleigh_me]

the snl writer’s room when the fly landed on pence’s head

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Just a reminder that Trump fired the US pandemic response team in 2018.